hungarian:

there are no good available urls left now all we have are hyphens and desperation

I thought that said “hymens”.

(via thiswaydante)


I’m sure this is how I greet strangers.

I’m sure this is how I greet strangers.

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subwaykidd:

turtlebelly:

Whenever I watch Take Me Out I imagine what would happen if the guy picked a girl who stepped out from behind the podium and had like tentacles instead of legs or something.

this is why we are friends

I was thinking specifically of the tentacles that Kang & Kados from the simpsons have, super wriggly.


oanaciobanu:

sherlockedforwho:

taintedhumor:

this is my blogging face

image

I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like

Forever reblog.

(via turtlesrule-deactivated20140627)